The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 77 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.234 billion NSC Puppet 77ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 77ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,142 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, children use fake IDs to purchase candy, and confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 77's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 77 is ranked 274,965^th in the world and 1,376^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.